3P Reviews, Superheroes

Weapons are Weapons – Iron Man

A few years ago, I had an idea to do reviews of all of the Marvel movies. I still have drafts of quite a few of them, but around the time I saw the first Infinity War movie, I realized something important: I'm not that into the MCU. I mean, I like it fine, the… Continue reading Weapons are Weapons – Iron Man

3P Reviews, Superheroes, The Umbrella Academy

ALL THE MAGICAL GAY! – The Umbrella Academy, Season Two, Episode Four

Righty-O, let's put the "unction" back in "dysfunctional!" That wasn't supposed to be deep, by the way, it was supposed to be nonsense, but I just looked it up, and apparently "unction" is a real word. It's an archaic term for an oil used to cleanse and heal. How oddly thematic. Anyway, welcome back to… Continue reading ALL THE MAGICAL GAY! – The Umbrella Academy, Season Two, Episode Four

3P Reviews, Superheroes

“It’s Hip, It’s Wow, It’s Now, And How!” – Spider-Man 3

Now I know what you're thinking: Hat, what are you doing? Why would you review Spider-Man 3 without having reviewed the first two Spider-Man films? It's not even new, it came out in 2007. It's the bad one. Where's our Umbrella Academy review? And yes, of course all of those are very valid points. (The… Continue reading “It’s Hip, It’s Wow, It’s Now, And How!” – Spider-Man 3

3P Reviews, Superheroes

Splash – Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Some things need no introduction.   3P Reviews Series: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse   Spoilers: Yes. I also talk a lot about the Sam Rami Spider-Man movies for some reason. Audience Assumptions: None   Part One: Arachnophoria This is the best superhero movie ever made. I try to avoid definitive hyperbole, but I’ve run through… Continue reading Splash – Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse