Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Season Five Episode Thirteen: The Other Side of the Gateway - ** Spoilers: Yes. Audience Assumptions: None Part One: What We've Learned You'd think that after sixty-some reviews, I'd know how to talk about this series, but alas, it would seem some things are beyond the scope of human ken. Greed… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Season Five, Episode Thirteen (Episode Sixty-Three)
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Season Five Episode Twelve: A Fierce Counterattack - *** Spoilers: Yes. Audience Assumptions: None Part One: Punching I’m kind of getting Game of Thrones flashbacks with this one, mainly in the sense that this almost feels like it should be the final episode but we still have several more to go.… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Season Five, Episode Twelve (Episode Sixty-Two)
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Season Five Episode Ten: Eye of Heaven, Gateway of Earth - *** Spoilers: Yes. Audience Assumptions: None Part One: The World Shall Taste My Eggs Well. That was an adventure. All right, there's a lot to unpack here. First things first, the big purple fella what ate one of our protagonists… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Season Five, Episode Ten (Episode Sixty)
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Season Five Episode Six: Return of the Fuhrer - ** Spoilers: Yes. Audience Assumptions: None Part One: Unravel As we get closer to the end, I notice the cohesion of the series falling apart. It's starting to feel a lot less like a single narrative than a Frankenstein's Monster of separate… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Season Five, Episode Six (Episode Fifty-Six)
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Season Five Episode Five: Adults' Way of Life - *** Spoilers: Yes. Audience Assumptions: None Part One: Why Does Armstrong Have No Nipples? I Demand Manly Nipples! This is the episode that broke me originally. During my first run at this show, I got all the way to Episode Fifty-Five, and… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Season Five, Episode Five (Episode Fifty-Five)
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Season Five Episode Three: Flame of Vengeance - *** Spoilers: Yes. Audience Assumptions: None Part One: WELL I'M GLAD WE DERAILED THE PLOT TO HAVE ZOMBIES FOR ALL OF TWO EPISODES "Immortal Legion" my fucking ass. As with the rest of the final season, a lot of things are happening simultaneously… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Season Five, Episode Three (Episode Fifty-Three)
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Season Five Episode Two: Combined Strength - * Spoilers: Yes. Audience Assumptions: None Part One: The Blue's Clues-Style Exposition is Back! Well, that episode was... packed. Normally when an episode of anything has so much going on, at least some of it is worthwhile, and that is the case here. There… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Season Five, Episode Two (Episode Fifty-Two)
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Season Five Episode One: The Immortal Legion - ** Spoilers: Yes. Audience Assumptions: None Part One: I Hope You Like Zombies When you asked for the series to end on an epic finale that tied up the established threads and brought the characters to satisfying conclusions in their arcs, did you actually… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Season Five, Episode One (Episode Fifty-One)
Series Breakdown Rating: Characters and Character Development: 7 Aesthetics and Style: 7 Creativity: 7 Overall Plot: 5 Dialogue: 4 Sum: 30/50 Spoilers: Yes. Audience Assumptions: None Season Four Episode Twelve: Upheaval in Central - *** Part One: That Musty Stang Last episode of the season! The previous one felt like a better ending… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Season Four, Episode Twelve (Episode Fifty)
Series Breakdown Rating: Characters and Character Development: 7 Aesthetics and Style: 7 Creativity: 7 Overall Plot: 5 Dialogue: 4 Sum: 30/50 Spoilers: Yes. Audience Assumptions: None Season Four Episode Eleven: Filial Affection - **** Part One: Taking the Cake Reviewing a series I’ve already seen fully through multiple times is a bit of… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Season Four, Episode Eleven (Episode Forty-Nine)
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