Series Breakdown Rating: Characters: 4 Aesthetics: 7 Creativity: 5 Overall Plot: 7 Subplots: 5 Sum: 28/50 Spoilers: Nope. None at all. Definitely not spoiling any of the series here. Audience Assumptions: I'm just going to hope you're familiar with the series by this point. Season Eight Episode Six: The Iron Throne - *** … Continue reading 3P Reviews: Game of Thrones, Season Eight, Episode Six
Series Breakdown Rating: Characters: 4 Aesthetics: 7 Creativity: 5 Overall Plot: 7 Subplots: 5 Sum: 28/50 Spoilers: Possibly. Audience Assumptions: I'm just going to hope you're familiar with the series by this point. Season Eight Episode Five: The Bells - ** Part One: We. Do. Not. Have. Time. For. Random. Woman. And. Child.… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Game of Thrones, Season Eight, Episode Five
Series Breakdown Rating: Characters: 4 Aesthetics: 7 Creativity: 5 Overall Plot: 7 Subplots: 5 Sum: 28/50 Spoilers: Ya. Obviously. Audience Assumptions: Some familiarity Season Eight Episode Four: The Last of the Starks - *** Part One: TORMUND GETS A PUPPY! This is one of the more well-structured episodes of the season so far.… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Game of Thrones, Season Eight, Episode Four
Series Breakdown Rating: Characters: 4 Aesthetics: 7 Creativity: 5 Overall Plot: 7 Subplots: 5 Sum: 28/50 Spoilers: Ya. Obviously. Audience Assumptions: Some familiarity Season Eight Episode Three: The Long Night - **** Part One: It's Here. And It's Got Some Problems. Two episodes of buildup and here's where we land -- a nearly… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Game of Thrones, Season Eight, Episode Three
In which Hat finally realizes how to write an excerpt. Long & short: it's a decent episode. Not as good as the first, but there are some things to appreciate.
Series Breakdown Rating: Characters: 4 Aesthetics: 7 Creativity: 5 Overall Plot: 7 Subplots: 5 Sum: 28/50 Spoilers: Please tell me how you would write a review of this episode without spoiling anything. Go on. Audience Assumptions: Some familiarity Preface Surprise, ma bitches! We're doing episodic reviews for this season! First, if you're sick of all… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Game of Thrones, Season Eight, Episode One
Series Breakdown Rating: Characters: 4 Aesthetics: 7 Creativity: 5 Overall Plot: 7 Subplots: 5 Sum: 28/50 Spoilers: Fuck yes Audience Assumptions: Some familiarity Season Six - ***** Part One: Dergens I mentioned before that the quality of the seasons in Game of Thrones is correlated with how frequently the creatures (or in the first… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Game of Thrones, Season Seven
Series Breakdown Rating: Characters: 4 Aesthetics: 7 Creativity: 5 Overall Plot: 7 Subplots: 5 Sum: 28/50 Spoilers: Fuck yes Audience Assumptions: Some familiarity Season Six - *** Part One: Déjà Vu and Dragon Jesus I think if the seasons of Game of Thrones had titles, and those titles diverged from the books, this one’s… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Game of Thrones, Season Six
Series Breakdown Rating: Characters: 4 Aesthetics: 7 Creativity: 5 Overall Plot: 7 Subplots: 5 Sum: 28/50 Spoilers: Fuck yes Audience Assumptions: Some familiarity Season Five - * Part One: That Little Blip If you look at a graph of the viewership of any given season of Game of Thrones, certain patterns begin to… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Game of Thrones, Season Five
Series Breakdown Rating: Characters: 4 Aesthetics: 7 Creativity: 5 Overall Plot: 7 Subplots: 5 Sum: 28/50 Spoilers: Fuck yes Audience Assumptions: Some familiarity Season Four - **** Part One: Hey, Didn’t I Say That Last Time? How can the show follow up the third season’s spectacle? Climbing the wall, the Red Wedding, all… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Game of Thrones, Season Four
