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Quicklist Reviews Black Swan

Black Swan Summary: A very sad lady wants to be a bird but maybe not.   Breakdown Rating: Characters: 4 Aesthetics: 6 Plot: 6 Cinematography: 6 Theming: 5 Sum: 27/50   Important Features: Mirrors Swans The Black Swan The White Swan Ballet Sex Buns Obsession with perfection Delusion and possibly hallucinations Death More swans  … Continue reading Quicklist Reviews Black Swan

Quicklist Reviews

Quicklist Reviews: Arrested Development

Arrested Development   Summary: Puns. Puns everywhere.   Breakdown Rating: Characters: 6 Aesthetics: 5 Plot: 5 Humor: 7 Structure: 6 Sum: 29/50   Important Features: The housing market Assholes Incest Bananas Family feuds and infighting Prison and prison escapes Lies Puns More puns California Phoenix, AZ Brief forays to Mexico Magic tricks Fallout from poorly… Continue reading Quicklist Reviews: Arrested Development

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Quicklist Reviews: Rock of Ages

After writing my Fantastic Beasts review, I realized there were plenty of narrative media that I've come across and have wanted to review, but either don't have or don't want to spend the time to put in a full review. These would be the mediocre-to-decent films, books, and games that I either enjoy or don't… Continue reading Quicklist Reviews: Rock of Ages

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3P Reviews: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Breakdown Rating: Characters: 4 Aesthetics: 5 Dialogue: 3 Main Plot: 3 Subplots: 5 Sum: 20/50   Spoilers: Yes Audience Assumptions: Some familiarity with franchise   Part One: WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DRAGONS!? As with the other major narrative in the recent Harry Potter revival (Harry Potter and the Cursed Child), Fantastic Beasts was off to a… Continue reading 3P Reviews: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them