“It’s Hip, It’s Wow, It’s Now, And How!” – Spider-Man 3

Now I know what you're thinking: Hat, what are you doing? Why would you review Spider-Man 3 without having reviewed the first two Spider-Man films? It's not even new, it came out in 2007. It's the bad one. Where's our Umbrella Academy review? And yes, of course all of those are very valid points. (The…

3P Reviews: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Season Five, Episode Ten (Episode Sixty)

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Season Five Episode Ten: Eye of Heaven, Gateway of Earth - ***   Spoilers: Yes. Audience Assumptions: None   Part One: The World Shall Taste My Eggs Well. That was an adventure. All right, there's a lot to unpack here. First things first, the big purple fella what ate one of our protagonists…